pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

(via unpopuler)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via unpopuler)

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr, via unpopuler)



B O O K  F O U R : B A L A N C E
B O O K  F O U R : B A L A N C E

(Source: ilse-chan-san, via ohmykorra)

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(Source: humortrain, via perks-of-being-chinese)

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

(via unpopuler)

steveholtvstheuniverse:

i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold

(Source: whitetail-music, via knaaards)